Julia Child and Kobe Bryant Invoked as Trump Reboots Hunger Games for America 250

Trump’s Olympic-sized “Patriot Games” for America’s 250th birthday: part Hunger Games cosplay, part Walmart-sponsored fever dream. Is it national pride or reality TV with Founding Fathers and hot dogs? Either way, myth, media, and madness will battle it out—live, loud, and unmistakably American.